Moe steals the drink recipe Homer invented, and the rechristened “Flaming Moe” turns his tavern into a hotspot. When a national franchise wants to buy the recipe, Homer wants revenge.

When Homer helps Bart build a soapbox racer, it does little for the car but a lot for their relationship.

After disappointing Lisa, Homer buys her a pony, solving one problem, but creating others, requiring a second job–at Apu’s Kwik-E-Mart.

Maggie uses one of three wishes; a mind-reading Bart rules Springfield; Homer donates his brain to Mr. Burns’ science project.

Bart and Lisa use theological arguments to try to reunite Krusty the Clown and his rabbi father, who disowned Krusty when he turned from rabbi to clown.

Homer’s averting of a nuclear meltdown earns him employee-of-the-month honors–and a call from Magic Johnson; Milhouse’s parents prohibit him from playing with Bart.

While working for Fat Tony, Bart gains enough influence with his boss to solve his problems with Principal Skinner–perhaps permanently.

Flanders suffers a failure after Homer wishes him ill.

Lisa’s essay wins the Simpsons a trip to Washington, D.C., where her faith in democracy is shaken by her unethical Congressman.

A deviation from his norm lands Homer in a mental institution, where he shares a room with a man who thinks he’s Michael Jackson.

When Mr. Burns is saved by a transfusion of Bart’s blood, Homer expects a handsome reward but is outraged to receive only a simple thank-you note.

Bart, Milhouse, and Martin pool their money to buy the new first issue of Radioactive Man, but their investment and their friendship are threatened when they can’t agree on who…

At a lakeside retreat for married couples, Marge is determined to fix her marriage with Homer, but Homer is more determined to catch General Sherman, the freakishly large catfish that…

With Miss Hoover out sick, a substitute teacher takes the class and becomes an inspiring role model for Lisa.

Marge rediscovers her interest in art and takes up painting. When Mr. Burns hires her to paint his official portrait, Marge tries but fails to find his “inner beauty.”

When Grandpa’s new girlfriend at the Springfield Retirement Castle dies, he inherits her savings and must decide the best way to spend his windfall.

After a series of destructive acts, Homer decides that Santa’s Little Helper must go unless he passes obedience school. As the dog’s last hours with the family approach, Bart must…

Homer’s long-lost half-brother is the CEO of a car company that’s wildly successful… until he hires Homer to help design a car for the average man.

When Marge begs Homer to find Selma a husband, he sets her up with Principal Skinner… who falls in love with Patty instead.

Homer becomes the most popular guy in town when he gets an illegal cable hook-up, but Lisa fears he will go to hell for violating the Eighth Commandment.

When the TV breaks, Marge and Homer entertain the kids with the story of how they first met.

After eating poisonous blowfish at a sushi restaurant, Homer decides to live life to the fullest in the 24 hours he has left to live.

After Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car, ambulance-chasing attorney Lionel Hutz persuades Homer and Marge to sue for a million dollars.

Maggie attacks Homer with a mallet after seeing it on Itchy & Scratchy. Marge begins a protest outside the production offices, demanding the show be retooled to prevent further violence.

The Simpsons go to a Monster truck rally that features famous daredevil Lance Murdock. Bart immediately becomes enamored and decides that he wants to become a daredevil as well. His…

Lisa makes a table centerpiece for the Thanksgiving dinner, which Bart accidentally destroys. After he is sent to his room by his parents, Bart angrily runs away from home and…

Bart and Todd Flanders decide to enter a miniature golf tournament. Homer becomes confident that Bart will win and makes a bet with Ned that the father of the boy…

Homer fires up the crowd at a Springfield Isotopes baseball game and is chosen to be the team’s new mascot. He immediately becomes a popular attraction and the Isotopes start…

Bart catches a three-eyed fish in a river downstream of the Nuclear Power Plant. This causes the plant to become inspected, and in order to prevent it from being shut…

The Simpson kids hide in the family treehouse and tell each other spooky stories. The first regards haunted houses, the second introduces Kang and Kodos for the first time in…

Homer uses his medical insurance to buy Dimoxinil, a miracle hair-growth formula. After growing luxurious locks, he’s given a promotion which allows him to hire a secretary named Karl and…

Bart fails four consecutive history exams and the school psychiatrist recommends that Bart repeat the fourth grade.

Homer takes Marge out for a romantic night, leaving the kids with a sitter–who’s profiled on “America’s Most Armed and Dangerous.”

Bart’s TV hero Krusty the Clown is arrested for a convenience-store robbery, and witness Homer must testify against the clown.

A little story about how Bart saves France after blowing up Principal Skinner’s mom with a cherry bomb.

Shutterbug Bart captures Homer with a sexy entertainer at a bachelor party.

Homer’s bowling-ball gift “for Marge” prompts her to take up the sport–and maybe also a handsome instructor who offers to teach her “many things.”

Bart pulls a stunt that shocks the entire town, including the new friends he was trying to impress.

The Simpsons put the wild back in the wilderness when their RV goes over a cliff and Homer and Bart go for help, get lost and lose their clothes.

The meaning of life and second grade have Lisa playing the blues solo–until she jams with a kindred spirit; Homer seeks tutelage to beat Bart at video boxing.