After buying Homer a collection of handyman’s books, Marge becomes a handywoman, but uses Homer since no one in town is thrilled over the idea of a female carpenter. Meanwhile,…

When Bart has problems with acting out, Marge and Homer take him to a child psychiatrist, who suggests that Bart should taking up drumming. Bart turns out to be a…

At school, Lisa befriends a boy named Michael, who happens to be the son of mob boss, Fat Tony. Fat Tony is put out of commission by a rival family,…

When Homer hears that the Isotopes are on a winning streak, he takes the family to the game. The first baseman’s game is going bad, caused by his sexy singing…

Working through their checklists of things to do before summer ends, Lisa gets the family to go a museum. At the Springfield Museum of Natural History there is an exhibit…

Marge goes on a cleaning frenzy before the housekeeper she’s won the services of comes to the house. One spot remains and she mixes a number of toxic cleaners together…

The family attends “Stab-A-Lot: The Itchy and Scratchy Musical.” The musical’s director is a graduate of Springfield Elementary and Principal Skinner puts his foot in mouth when he makes sexist…

As the family waits for their food at “The Frying Dutchman,” they pass the time by telling stories. Lisa tells about the Mayflower’s journey to America, where Marge and her…

At the power plant a movie is shown where the workers endorse outsourcing and Mr. Burns announces that he is closing the plant and moving the work to India. Homer…

Homer spearheads the effort to get pro-football to bring a new franchise to Springfield. The football commissioner, on his way to officially award the franchise, stops at the Simpson house…

Homer is stoked for a party, where Lenny shows off his new plasma screen HD TV. Three days later and Homer still hasn’t left Lenny’s apartment. Lenny eventually gets him…

The family is at a church fund-raiser, where Homer tries to ensure his rubber duck onto victory, but Flanders wins the big prize, which he doesn’t want and gives it…

The family is on a nature walk through “Carl’s Dad Caverns,” when Homer tries to get a piece from a stalactite. This results in the family falling through the cave…

Mr. Krupt is the school’s new gym teacher and introduces Bart and the kids to “BOMBARDMENT!” Bart’s attempt to get back at the new gym teacher results in the destruction…

After Bart steals a key from Principal Skinner’s office and gets himself into hot water, Marge and Homer send him to a behavior modification camp.

Mail from forty years earlier is discovered, and a letter from Homer Simpson’s mother’s old boyfriend states that he is Homer’s true father. Homer sets out to find his supposed…

The Simpsons re-enact the Nativity; a World War II tale stars Grampa, Mr. Burns and Santa; a musical features “The Nutcracker Suite.”

Homer brings the whole family along when he is sent to Italy to pick up a new sports car for Mr. Burns, when they find themselves in a small town…

Marge is shunned after Homer has an altercation with the Easter Bunny at the mayor’s egg hunt. A lonely Marge joins a women’s group who plan to steal $1 million…

Homer becomes Springfield’s safety guru and before long he’s challenging Mayor Quimby for office. Until, that is, there’s an embarrassing mishap with his costume.

When Bart decides to spend a bit of time with Marge, it’s not long before he’s buying tea sets and singing duets. Has he turned into a mummy’s boy?

Bart ends up in a coma after attempting to jump from the roof to the swimming pool at Spinster Arms Apartments, while attending a hunting party at Burns Manor, Homer…

Never one to miss the opportunity to make a quick buck, Homer cashes in on Maggie’s bout of chicken pox. He decides to host a Pox Party and charges parents…

After the family successfully protest against a stamp museum being built next to their house, a cemetery is built near the Simpson house instead, making the normally unflappable Lisa realize…

After Homer gets into trouble over his football gambling debts, he allows the Springfield Mafia to shoot a “snuggle film” in the house without Marge’s permission. When she and the…

Bart gets expelled from school and transfers to a Catholic school, where a hip priest named Father Sean tries to convert Bart and Homer to Catholicism, which worries Marge when…

Flanders rents a room to two college girls who, without his knowledge, use the spare room to broadcast live softcore pornographic web videos of themselves. Upset that no one in…

Homer sees a movie about the end of the world and fears the same thing will happen in real life after seeing a chain of random occurrences (celebrities [“stars”] falling…

Lisa agrees to enter a Krusty-sponsored “Li’l Starmaker” competition and panics when another contestant (guest voice Fantasia Barrino) outperforms her.

When Bart endangers his health by bingeing on vending-machine food, the Simpsons turn their home into a hostel in order to afford sending him to a forced starvation facility.

The Simpsons’ roof springs a leak when the perfect storm hits Springfield. And when Marge asks what type of father can’t keep a roof over his family’s head, Homer tries…

Through Professor Frink’s future machine, Bart and Lisa see their lives in the year 2013, where Bart steals Lisa’s chances at going to an Ivy League school in order to…

After Shelbyville accuses Springfield of being hicks, Marge convinces the townspeople to fund a Frank Gehry-designed concert hall, which is then converted to a prison when the concert hall goes…

When Marge starts economising, Homer thinks he’s being left out of the family’s important financial decisions, so splashes out on an expensive camper van and sets up camp on the…

Selma has a severe hot flash while giving Mr. Burns his driving test. Dr. Hibbert explains that Selma is experiencing the onset of menopause. Selma, decides she wants a baby…

Lisa does what every little sister has dreamed of – she gets a restraining order put on her big brother. Bart is forced to live in the back garden, but…

Springfield legalizes same-sex marriage to increase tourism. After becoming a minister, Homer starts to wed people to make money. Meanwhile, Marge’s sister Patty comes out as a lesbian and reveals…

Bart fakes his own kidnapping to get out of being punished for going to a rap concert, but the ruse goes too far when Milhouse’s father is implicated as the…

Homer’s impromptu dance at a carnival leads to a job choreographing victory dances for sports stars Tom Brady, Warren Sapp, Michelle Kwan, Yao Ming and LeBron James.

When Marge discovers Homer has remortgaged the house to help Moe’s bar, she takes over as landlady. Little does Homer know, Moe and Marge are a match made in pub…