After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

After a “wardrobe malfunction” occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter’s favorite shows. As a result, Peter creates his own station, PTV, which broadcasts…

When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.

When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families fear the worst. Rescued by a cruise…

Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of…

Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his…

Lois’ kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. Peter and the family break her out and end up fugitives in…

Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he doesn’t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. Neil is dating another girl which…

“The Bachelorette” comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up…

After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The…

When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about…

When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter…

After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to…

Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris’ school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with…

Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite,…

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old “Little Rascals.”

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

Peter’s jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter’s beard becomes a home for birds.

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour…

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help…

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t…

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some “issues” of his own to work out. Find out if Brian’s future is…

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

Lois’ pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the “cool” gang’s wrath.

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub…

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

Brian’s first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Brian’s keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.